Oh!

One of the best things about being a supervisor:

It took me 8 months to get this position. It took the roommate 5 years.

#Chronicles of the bitch I live with.

I can’t wait until I don’t have a fucking roommate.

This bitch, she gets a couple days off of work, with orders to stay in bed, because she “tore her internal stitches.” What does she do? She goes out two nights in a row.

That’s pissy issue 1. I am not the type of person to call off of work because I just don’t want to go. I have a better sense of responsibility than that.

Pissy issue 2, she comes home drunk. The fiance got 3 hours of sleep last night, worked 14 hours, and this bitch comes stumbling into the apartment yelling. Running up and down the hall, and it sounds like throwing shit.

Now she’s getting sick in the bathroom. Is it bad I just want to push her face into her own vomit in the toilet?  

#Chronicles of the bitch I live with.

I have not been able to watch T.V. for TWO WEEKS.

Not that I’m a big T.V. watcher, but I do have shows I like to watch. (Glee, American Horror Story, and Grimm.)

Why, I’m sure you’re asking, have I not been able to watch my shows?

Because my bitch of a roommate has been sleeping on the couch for the past two weeks.

#Chronicles of the Bitch I Live With.

WHY GOD!?

WHY DO WE HAVE THE SAME DAY OFF?

WHY!?

#Chronicles of the Bitch I Live With.

Now she really is cleaning the bathroom.

Fun fact: I cleaned it yesterday.

I’m just not going to tell her that… yet.

#Chronicles of the Bitch I Live With.

The roommate tells me at work yesterday that today is a cleaning day.

Not “How about tomorrow we do a cleaning day?” or “Would you mind tomorrow being a cleaning day?”

So, I work today at 3, have to catch my bus at about 1:30. I wake up a 12 (I’m not losing any sleep because she orders me to do something.) and I start waking up/getting my brain to function.

I hear her in the bathroom cleaning. The bathroom was my chore today. If she’s too impatient and can’t wait until I get to it, fine. I just hope she isn’t going to get an attitude about it. 

#chronicles of the bitch I live with.